"I can't stay married to him... he's got blood on his hands!"

Struggling pizzeria owner Angelina knows fairies aren't real, but the tiny mallet that her grandfather "stole from a gremlin" back in WWII always enchanted her. Problem is, the gremlin still wants it back—and, due to a curse, he and Angelina are now married under fairy law!

Disturbed by this unexpected love spell, the two enter the magical world to break their bond. But the fairy realm is no fairy tale, unless you count ruffled aprons and gelatin salads as your happily ever after. Will this unwitting wife get away from all the mid-century madness, or will she find herself forever fated to a miniature man named Screwy?

About The Author

Hi, I'm Etta Green, the world's greatest goblin author! I'm a fan of worlds that are illustrated and animated. I am the pioneering author of the cartoon romance genre. I love a good portal fiction. When I am not working on my steamy romance novels, I can be found drawing, making music, and writing general fantasy fiction under the alternate pseudonym Mylo Rolfe.

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...way more romantic than I expected. Lovable characters with genuine chemistry and a bit of action made for a fun, smart read. Highly recommend.

Curmudgeon - Amazon reviewer

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